Grindhouse Barbie

Okay, y’all – no worries…its okay – I’m 21! and while I rarely get, umm, shall we say, “slightly intoxicated”, it does happen like once in awhile (only cause I can never feel those darn margaritas until they are too late)

ANYWAYS, I could go on about my drinking habits (which would be boring) lol…but you know! Inglourious Basterds is just waaaaaaaaaaay more interesting!!!

oh and before I go further – Quentin at Cannes = Orgasmic. seriously. my heart broke a little bit knowing that he is soooooooooo beyond sexxx and I can’t even get a lick, know what I’m saying.

I digress.

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS.

AUGUST 21, 2009.

this movie is waaaaaaaay beyond anything – I just know it.

I constantly think about it 24/7…oh I really REALLY do. I have dreams about it, heck I even have nightmares about it. I fantasize about it – I want to have sexxx with youtube when I watch the trailer and “QUENTIN TARANTINO” subtitle slides by. Really, ohmyga. this hurts how bad I yearn for this.

okee – feel like I’m writing out some weird sexxx story.

bottom line – me sighting this trailer for about the 15th time this night. and whatever, I did pretty damn good for whatever. I was planning on making another one but you know…maybe I will – when I look a little more, umm, put together! but whatever. hottness is inglourious basterds and I was reeeking with it.

ooo – also enjoy these exxxtra fun “basterds at the beach” pictures right here (right below) – these shirts are sooooooooo cute, just wait til you see some of the new ones I ordered!

I love you all, I really do.

but Mr. Quentin Tarantino – I really love you

xxx

GHB

*just a few random ones…such a funnn day! love the beach! ooo – and yes! finally a feetsiie shot*

okaaaaaaaaaay.

so I've been MIA (what does that stand for - anyone??? I really have no idea) but with school (full load) and then just working like 16 hour days are crazzzzzzzzy. I've really had no time for anything, like just nothing at all!

ANYWAYS...

no excuse! cause I am GRINDHOUSE BARBIE.

the trailer.

the special IB clips.

vanity fair spread.

quentin's birthday.

quentin on american idol.

cannes.

sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much has been going on and I feeeel soooooooooooooooo awful.

so I will be doing videos AT LEAST once a weeeeek. I'm just going to make myself, you know? instead of going tanning - I'll do a video. I loooooooooooooooove them and well, I know at least 2 of you love them too:-)

so...

this is a SERIOUS video.

I used to be a maid at this motel near us and I was amazing. so someone was like - that's your calling (is that a good thing?! - not sure) but I'm like eh, no.

UNTIL...

someones like you can be a personal maid...

or a naughty maid...

or a naked maid (I like that one).

and I'm like YES!

Quentin Tarantino's personal naked maid. I'm just putting it out there; just saying.

and once again - DISCLAIMER - I am not quentin's wife, just a little girl with a crush

124 DAYS UNTIL INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS!!!

seriously.

have you seen the trailer?????? ohmyga. I will be doing that as my next video (already know all the words by heart...have for awhile, I pretend I'm Lt. Aldo Raine - I would have been great)

the buzz is all around...and I NEED to be a part of this (since I like to think I started it)

xxx

GHB

***some bonus photos from my home-maid photo shoot***

SO WATCH IT!

and bring a napkin – cause you will be drooooling.

I know I will be…in more places than one

xxx

GHB

yep, that is me in the new Eminem video:-)

one, I didn’t really think I’d be that recognizable

and two, like woah! so many messages for just coming out this morning! and screen caps

so yeah…

go buy this single/..vido/..album/..everything at itunes asap!!!

I’ve always been sort of a fan of eminem’s (think I was in 6th grade when slim shady first came out) so I’m soooo exxxcited to have been a part of this!!!

oh – - -

and yesssss! I DO realize it is a spoof on jessica (loooove her)! it’s all in funnnnnnnnnnnnn..nn, yo!!!

I actually really really was trying for this super cute bikini they had – I looove my body, it would have been funnnnn! oh well!

***and for those of you who say I never show my tummii – there is plentii of it in the video***

ENJOY, SEXXXIIS!

ooooooooooo and let me know what you all think of the song!

yay or nay?

xxx

GHB

***more quentin-esque videos coming soon I swear!!! especially with the trailer and cannes announcement…I know I know, I have not been the best grindhousebarbie I can be! but work is always good too!***

Wishing a very very happy birthday to my baby and my future hubby – Quentin Tarantino!!!

46 years of sexxxiinessssssss!

yummm!

I LOVE YOU!

xxx

Grindhouse Barbie