Okay, so its no secret I have a thing for older men...always have. And you know, I stem it all back to my school days -
Ever since the FOURTH GRADE - I remember feeling all tingly, all, dare I say it, sexual inside, not when it came to fellow classmates (boys) - but when it came to my teachers (men)!
I can't believe I'm even admitting this. My goodness. Its really the only reason I stayed in school. I remember telling my mom about my "crushes" - I think she was a little freaked out. Um, duh! Haha. I was a little weirdo. Awful thing is, like everyone knew about my mad love!
Let me break this down for you -
4th Grade - Home Room Teacher - Mr. Bronny
He had a long ponytail. somewhat of a hippie. carried me when I passed out to the nurse's office. so heroic, so unique, he always popped that breath mint before talking to me. sigh
Freshman Year of High School - English - Mr. Baker
He recited Shakespeare, he had me right then and there. So distinguished. He had premature gray hair and was the wrestling coach. Whenever he touched me I was like, ahhhhhhh. Saved ALL my papers from him and my heart rate monitor (that I had him strap around me cause silly me couldn't figure it out)
Junior Year of High School - Science - Mr. Dunn
This one was pretty bad. I was like a little 16 year old stalker. I would stop by his room on my "breaks" to talk about movies and whatnot. He even lent me his copy of Se7ven...which was a huge deal. This guy had it all, brains, brawn, and glasses. Football coach. I was a cheerleader. Major American Beauty fantasies with this one.
Second Year of College - Acting - Jason
Okay, so I guess I was an adult on this one (not "young girl") - but still he was my teacher. And the authority he had, that gets this little girls heart pumping. And the innuendos were amazing. It was actually legal to be flirtatious. Definitely reminiscent of the old days of inappropriate crushes.
So before you'all think I'm a big ol hussy...let me explain, these were all just that - CRUSHES.
Totally didn't act on it. I would just go home and makeout with my couch and think of them. It was really REALLY hard to concentrate in school. But I never quit thanks to them!
Not to mention - I AM OBSESSED WITH STING.
ga - could you imagine him as the teach for real???? yeah - no restraint. we'd be a lifetime movie in the works!
kind of off my steamolicious student tales...
this video also marks my 20 pounds lost mark!
169 - - -
20 pounds in 5 months may not seem like a lot - but it is to me!!!! It soooo hard...especially since I love to cook!!!
HERE I AM 5 MONTHS AGO - BELLY - EW!
haha better before and after will come at the 30 pound mark! that'll be half way there
I'm getting back on it more strict for a very top secret reason...you'll find out soon enough 
HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!
oh and um, what other scandalous songs can you think of like this???
I like YOUNG GIRL by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap...trying to think of others. I'm all about these! Now that I'm actually legal...not as funnnnn (but kind of)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
xxx
looking hot as usual, and the video is amazing. need more like it =P
Congrats on the weight loss goal! You look great! But you always did anyways. Loved the video and hopefully there are more in the future
so ya…. you ruined this song for me and the fact that mr. bronny was my fourth grade teacher, who i admired… in a non sexual way. gross
ur fuckn gross
Mr. Dunn was awesome, and super hot! I know a lot of people who liked him. His arms are amazing!
Angela, Trish is not gross, just because you didn’t have those feelings doesn’t mean nobody did. Even though I just knew her at school I know she’s a good person who wants to be herself. It’s your own fault you read it.
Well, I’ve been watching all of your videos for about three hours now… I started out intrigued, commenced to enamoured, and this video seals it: I am officially smitten. One of my favorite songs of all time, your sense of movement is superb, and the whole theme of it is just…
I can thoroughly relate. I had a freshman English class 36 years ago with a plus-size woman who had the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen in my life, before or since. She used to bounce just walking across her classroom. I still lust over her yearbook photos and wish I could have had the opportunity to hump her brains out. Google “lust English teacher Barbie” and you’ll see my story all over the Web.
love that hair! and i have to agree with you about the student teacher crushes, i have had them since grade 6