ATTN: DAVID CRONENBERG RE: THE FLY REMAKE

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DEAR MR. DAVID CRONENBERG:

You are a genius. Some say you are a venereal horror genius to which I cannot disagree. However, I consider you to be a pure genius. Which is a title very few people in this world will ever hold.

Now of all your films I have seen (each one having a tremendous impact on my life), the one that is everything I'm about, the one that I wish and pray to be real my whole life, the one that IS me would be your brilliant 1986 remake of...

THE FLY.

The original directed by Kurt Neumann was brilliant, no doubt. But it didn't speak to me the way yours did. Its a sci-fi/horror movie, true, but it is one that I just couldn't imagine Hollywood without; not to mention this little girl's life in the midwest.

I first saw this film at the age of 5, on my fifth birthday to be exact. Right then and there it gave me my career goal, my life path - to be a scientist - to literally "change the world and human life as we know it". So thank you - this dream is still in reach as I am not a student studying the likes of and working with the real life Seth Brundles.

Perhaps, my biggest fantasy has been to teleport; even if that meant turning into a fly in the process. In fact, I related to Brundlefly because he was different and nobody could understand him; he was excited for something new even if it meant alienating himself from civilization. Again, I point out - that I am the same way.

So you see, to say the least, I am beyond ecstatic for this remake to happen.

For this remake means a whole new generation, my generation and perhaps the generation of my unborn children can experience the brilliance of cinema, the golden heart of hollywood blockbusters known as "The Fly".

Now my suggestions are merely suggestions and nothing more. But best believe that you have at least one supporter who is 100% behind this idea and will be crushed if it does not happen!

I am asking my fellow cyber-nerds, science geeks, and movie fanatics to get behind me in supporting this.

It will be a success.

It will be better and bigger and brilliant-er.

So I write this letter as a sincere fangirl who just wants to feel the scare and the smiles your movie brought to me when I was a child.

I write this on behalf of every other Brundlefly out there.

Anticipation.

"I am diseased, and it might be contagious somehow. I wouldn't want to infect you"

Let the movie making begin...

Kind Regards,

Trisha K. Paytas

www.grindhousebarbie.com

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DISCLAIMER: this is all meant in good fun people. none of my videos are meant to be taken seriously - purely for my enjoyment and maybe like 3 others (4 on a good day) and while I am obsessed with this movie - I am not a weirdo, well not a weirdo in a bad way. like I'd be a weirdo in a good way. like maybe like weird like anthony michael hall weird and less of a judd nelson weird. you know what I'm saying? okay.

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VIVA LA FLY!

I think I'm already turning into the fly...

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...or jeff goldblum?

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